Just got Home

Im home and sore as hell. They must drive trucks up there to remove kidney stones. My abdomen hurts. My back aches. He said he got 80% of the one blocking my ureter. He did it with some kind of laser and a small air powered jack hammer. Imagine. I dragged my ass to the medicine chest and downed my last two vicodin. I feel like i've been wacked in the gut with a baseball bat and i've got a good dose of the clap. Sheesh.